Uh oh! Filler Time! I know that every single one of you deep down below wondered what kind of asskicking Super Robot youd be.After years of research and countless Cup Noodles One guy cracked the code to bring humanity to a whole new level of awesomeness.Hit the Jump and see the Future Today!
You probably remember my Post that revealed the shocking truth about the blogosphere.The mastermind behind the totally accurate Correlation Diagram and Floor Plan Generator brought us another mind dazzling generator that reveals what our Life would be like if all of us would be hot blooded,tears shedding Super Robot Pilots!
In fact Aliens are invading our Earth with their filthy tentacles right now and my highly advanced Brain has put together a task force of highly suited individuals( wich by chance are all bloggers) called the “Superior Earth Defense Alliance of Awesomeness”.
I declare the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as our Theme Song
Fear not Earth!Cause here are the heroes who are carrying the fate of earth on their back!
Blowfish
The Defender of Justice
He is beautiful `nuff said
Annoying Sidekick
Pervert
Hot Blooded Suicidal Maniac
The Guttermouth
Master of *#!%4″-<
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All mentioned Bloggers are soon to be deported to an Ultra Secret Base thats using an mixed Onsen as its front.The Sonnenkind Officers will train the members of the Superior Earth Defence Alliance of Awesomeness with an ridiculous amount of unhuman tests until they are able to stand up and save the human race from extinction through slippery wet Alien Tentacles from outer Space.
PS: Due to an awaited high fatality rate among the pilots we are still taking applications for the Superior Earth Defense Alliance of Awesomeness.A small comment with the Application Sheet is enough.
Remember! Those Slippery Wet Tentacles harrasing your sexy neighbour could be harrasing your imouto aswell! Apply Today!
