What would the world be without nurses? It`d be a sad,sad place where the porn industry would be void of one of its Top 10 plot devices,strippers had one outfit less to choose,adolescent`s wet dreams would be less colourfull and I guess some people would die aswell…. People have always been fascinated by uniforms and there are certain expectations and hopes linked to these outfits.Certain outfits signal strength while others appear to give people the impression that theyre slutty and easy to lay. Luckily Kotone-chan`s outfit is the personification of classy and should be enrolled as standard nurse outit worldwide. The World will be a better Place. Believe Me
Check the next Nurse Chic after the Jump
I was introduced to Kotone-chan by Tier about two months ago and I immediately wanted to get my dirty grubs on her.This is kinda unique since her chest department doesnt fall into my usual hunting scheme but her outfit,pose and hyper happy face make up for those non-existant boobs.
To be honest the fact that the maker, Doujin Circle Keumaya,got thrown out of Comiket for having too detailed genitalia also played a big role in my decision to hunt down one of their figures.^^;;;;;;;;;;
The Comiket Incident resulted in a huge overstock of 3 of their figures ( Kotone-chan,Pink and Black Goat) and they landed shortly after on Ebay for a modest price compared to the usual price tag they come with.I have always been very hestitant when it comes to Ebay because I suspect most of the professional sellers there to be bootleggers but in the end I gave into the urge when I found her on Ebay for a measly 29 pounds.
While I was at it I poisoned my brother into ordering one aswell and we prayed that the seller isnt a bootlegger.A short time later a well packaged box arrived with small boxes inside.Beeing the lousy brother I am i picked out the better looking box for myself and gave my brother the slightly dented one.
In the end I kinda regretted that decision because my brother got a perfect item while mine has some piant splodges on her.Thats Karma Baby!
I cant 100 percently say that this is a genuine figure but her box looks very legit and shes packed in bubblewrap with the different body parts beeing in little plastic bags.Bootlegs usually suffer from rough edges around highly detailed areas like the hair and she has a rather crisp headsculpt including her eye decals making her seem like a legit copy.
The fact that her paintjob isnt the smoothest in some areas with a few paint spots on her shirt and headpiece make her lean more in the bootleg direction but I guess you cant apply Alter standards to a doujin figure maker.My brothers copy has a smoother paintjob and I guess mine was just a case of sloppy paintwork.
I was at first a bit shocked when I picked my parcel up from the postoffice because it was tiny and I feared that the Seller forgot to add two figures.In the end I was proven wrong but its amazing how space efficent it is to sell your figures in parts ton assemble.The different parts are bubble wrapped in respective plastic bags and a handy guide (DEAR MEGAHOUSE: A Doujin Figure Maker is able to add an guide to their figures while you cant.Whats wrong here huh?) that explain the seperate steps to your very own ecchi nurse that`ll inject you with her happyness.In theory the respective steps are as easy as cake but reality looks a bit different.The part where her Upper and Lower Torso connect is as tight as a first semester nun.At first I tried to forced it in,while is used one of her legs as a countersupport and I “broke” off one of her boots.Luckily it was only a case of weak glue but remember you gotta be gentle with PVC and Real Girls otherwise you might regret it.
In the end I used my trusty hair dryer and heated her up.She soon loosened up a and I was able o put it in with only a little force.I continued to do so with the rest of her bodyparts and it went as smooth as a baby`s butt.Another thing I noticed is that you should be careful with the few clothes she wearing aswell since they give a fair amount of paint transfer in certain areas.I especially noticed this with her belt which left some poo-coloured stains on her but I bet theyre easy to remove with some rubbing alcohol.
While you are assembling her you gotta watch out with those syringes since theyre actually quite sharp and it actually stings quite good.I noticed this while assembling her gun and didnt follow the instruction that tells you to put the remaining syringes into her belt before adding it to her.I imagine this to be a very painful experience and chose to go against the rules ^^
You could argument that Keumaya is cheap/lazy for equipping all of their figures with the same lower torso/extremeties but who can be angry at them when theyve created such an awesome butt like this?Whatever figure youll buy,youll get an awesome butt along with your prefered Cup Size.They range from non-existant to gigantic and are sure to please any fetish except normal sized breasts.I doubt that youd want normal sized breasts anyway since you are reading this very blog who isnt well known for posting about normal girls ^^;
Keumaya defused their later figures(*) with pantsus to prevent further Genitalia Drama but the fact that theyre still using the same lower body sculpt is gift from heaven for perverts.If you have the guts to destroy their pantsus youll be able to see their labia in all their glory but they arent worth the hassle imho.
You wont see her labia anyways if your following the building instructions since the handy IV Bag and her belt make up one formidable defense line against low anglers.Dont ask me why shes carrying around an IV bag down there but hey maybe shes de-hydrated and needs some fluid. 
My ecchi side is very pleased by the fact that shes pulling the IV Bag Tube through her legs with her left hand :3
It seems that the Black Version Tier is owning switched the tube action with a second syringe gun which isnt quite as sexy but pretty badass in combination with all the black shes wearing.
So what can I say? I am really impressed at the Work that Keumaya delivers.While I cant be 100% sure that this isnt a bootleg I am more than pleased with what I got.Ill keep Keumaya on my Radar and maybe Ill get Nurse Commander Erika and Victory Yuno aswell
(*)= Keumaya is re-releasing the 3 Nurses with cast-offable pantsus so youre basically getting the best of both worlds.Probably the most interesting thing about the re-releases is that theyll come with some pube decals.Finally youll be able to give your PVC Figures a beaver…or mustache.
All regular Versions also come with Doujinshis for the related Character and you can check them out here,here,here and youll have to look for the rest yourself because Im lazy ^^
For this shoot I tried something a little different with Tinfoil as background and while it worked in the close ups excellent,the bokeh didnt really wanna work in the full body shots.I had a pretty high aperture so it should have blurred those aswell but maybe thats just me beeing a newbie with a DSLR.
As always I am grateful for any hints to improve
An Review by Ashlotte can be found here
An Review of her black Version by Tier can be found here
The Eyepatch is actually removeable but I like my girls patched up
You can see some of the sloppier paintwork that makes me think of her as a bootleg here
On the other hand her face/hair is as good as it gets
Hmm…I actually doubt that Nurses are allowed to wear pink fingernails
Another Stain <.<
I love that oversized bonesaw
My absolutely favorite Butt Shot.Never did a better one!
Pointy and sharp
As you can see theres nothing vulgar about her when shes wearing the IV Bag and her belts.
Ive gotta admit Ive succumbed to the dark side a few days ago…I have always been very Anti-Twitter but something opened my eyes.Twitter is actually a very powerful information network and the fact that I am playing the lone wolf isnt to my advantage.When DQ had the Chance to meet a certain Stormtrooper just because Lu-k twittered it to her I finally saw the truth.Beeing Anti just for beeing Anti and sticking to it just for your own prides sake isnt a good thing.A guy should stick to his words but that shouldnt mean he should stick to it for his own head.
Yeah so if youre interested in when I take a poop or dress up as a little girl feel free to follow me
oh hi, mr. lolipedofin.